TABLE HOCKEY IS LIKE PLAYING CHESS AT 700 MILES PER HOUR

Table hockey is a sport. It has been played recreationally and professionally. When played well, it embodies many qualities, including rhythm, timing, speed, quickness, hand-eye coordination, concentration, competition, sportsmanship, pressure, skill, luck, and poetry-in-motion.

Table hockey resembles ice hockey much more, for example, than table tennis resembles tennis. Table hockey captures all the key features of ice hockey: movement and positioning of the players, face-offs, passing, fast breaks, shooting, checking, great scoring plays, clutch goaltending, and the drama of sudden-death overtime. But it is much more concentrated. You control all six players on your team: you are your forwards, your defensemen, and your goaltender too. Above all, you are also their coach, and so you must remain aware of strategy and tactics, even while immersed in the play. A five-minute, stop-time game of table hockey is equivalent to a one-hour ice hockey game. So be prepared to experience one hour's worth of sport in five minutes. It is very intense!

The table hockey "rink" is about three feet long, and a fast shot travels around 20 feet per second. So you have about one-tenth of a second to react to a shot-on-goal taken from your blue line. If that were the reaction time for the same shot on an ice hockey rink, the puck would be traveling at 1,000 feet per second, or about 700 miles per hour! Since the fastest shots in ice hockey are about 100 miles per hour, table hockey is actually seven times faster than ice hockey, taking scale into account.

That explains why amateurs stand no chance against professionals in this game: the pro puts the puck in the amateur's net in the blink of an eye, but the amateur never sees it go in. He has no idea how it got there.

The top pros, however, do see most of these shots, and are even able to defend against them. The net is about four inches wide, the goalie about one inch wide. So the goalie needs to travel about three inches to get from goalpost to goalpost. You control the goalie with a flick of your wrist, which causes your fingertips to traverse an arc of about three inches in less than a tenth of a second. So if you can see the puck, you can stop it.

Tennis has been called "chess at 100 miles per hour."
Table hockey is chess at 700 miles per hour.